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Today’s Story of the Day comes from Adam Bonislawski, also known as “The Ass,” archenemy of Canadian Jay. Not only will you enjoy this story, but you, like me, should revel in the annoyance this will cause our ranting friend from up north.

This story originally appeared in The L Magazine:

“He had been a concession. An absurd but briefly necessary concession. Signaling too early, forgetting to signal, sliding across lanes on even the mildest of curves; she nearly laughed aloud as he braked for a turn only to swerve back into the middle of the road as he realized it was the wrong direction. They were back there and she was here and he was useless. Entirely useless.”