I love this hilarious, irreverent piece of flash fiction from Amelia Gray, published in Everyday Genius, and it’s just the perfect story for Christmas Day. Read, drink some eggnog, and have a lovely weekend. Happy Holidays!
from Amelia Gray’s “Christmas House”:
Christmas House is not responsible for injury. If a nog-drunk guest is caught by a stray bullet, he or she must be carried to a location off the premises and allowed to seek medical attention independent to the operations of Christmas House. Cast members at Christmas House are permitted to treat wounds in the spirit of Christmas, for example by compressing a blood-soaked trouser with holly leaves while singing Silent Night.
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